That was the theory, anyway. Of course, it didn't work out like that.
Almost as soon as we cleared the protection of Great Mercury Island, we ended up with between 50% and 100% more wind than the forecast. That wasn't too big a deal, because my natural cynicism had already prepared me for such a possibility. The thing that really chapped my hide was that the wind was also forty-five degrees further ahead of us than forecast as well. So now, instead of having miserable conditions where we might have to tack once or twice before making it to the downwind turn at the corner, we had to tack back and forth all morning to get to the turn. When we finally made it, we were three hours behind my original estimate for that point.
Then we didn't even get the relief of a fast, downwind sail. Instead, we bore off to a fast upwind sail. The fast part was good, but having our through-the-water speed added to the general wind made the rigging howl and kept the wind chill from climbing to the acceptable levels I was wanting. It felt so unfair to be out there shivering during what was supposed to be the hottest month of Summer.
The marina in Whitianga does not have room for catamarans, since all their berths are built too narrow to fit them. They do have the Fuel Dock (for fuel and water only) and a T-head that are open to one side (that for a fee you an use for an hour).
Our plan, since it was after business hours on a Sunday, was to tie up to the fuel dock. I would purchase some diesel from the 24-hour, automated machine, and then fill Begonia's tanks with water, while Maryanne made a quick dash to the grocery store for some perishables. Hopefully, we would be done with our respective tasks about the same time. Also hopefully, no giant tuna boat would show up and demand access to the fuel dock while we were there (The fuel dock has three other non-catamaran-sized slips available).
We didn't even get that far. Firstly, the credit card reader did not like our US-issued cards, so we could not buy fuel. Then, when Maryanne tried to leave to go to the store, she found the gate was not the usual kind that can be opened from the inside without a code, requiring me to let her in on her return. Instead, the gate was locked with several turns of a motorcycle cable padlock. There was no getting in or out. With this new information, we hastily filled our water tanks, which is what we really needed, and then proceeded to Plan B, the T-head.
Unlike the Fuel Dock, the T-head allows access to shore, albeit a convoluted one. Maryanne was off again, while I stayed behind completing the checklist, and then tidying up, in order to make space for her haul. Use of the T-head requires a small fee and overnight stays are not allowed, so she still had to rush through her shopping so that we would have enough time to find somewhere nearby to anchor before it got dark.
There is supposed to be a zone up the river, beyond the extensive mooring field, where it is possible to anchor. After spending half an hour getting there, we found any space where we could remain afloat for the whole tide cycle jammed full with boats that looked like they were clearly planning to stay until they sank, perhaps to become moorings for the next generation. Ah, the circle of life...
Fine. We left the river entirely and went around the corner to Maramaratotara (Flaxmill) Bay.
Maramaratotara Bay is very pretty, but also just awful in the current strong easterlies. Like in the river at Whitaianga (the Waiwawa), all the good space was taken up by the mooring field. Inside the perimeter buoys, boats bobbed peacefully in the lee of the cliffs above. Outside, where we were, two monohulls were rolling back and forth forty degrees either side of vertical. Even Begonia was rolling around. At least our anchor was holding well. It was getting dark and the next nearest suitable harbor was hours away. I guess this is what our life is like tonight...
By morning, things were looking much better. The cloudy skies had cleared and the wind had both decreased and moved a little further behind the headland, making the motion aboard go from annoying to somewhere at the border between tolerable and pleasant.
Our first task after rowing ashore was to join the trails to the viewpoints at the top of the cliffs overlooking the anchorage, joining many others on their holiday weekend outings. Afterward, on impulse, we popped into a local café for some refreshment. There, we failed in our quest to get a little something 'to keep us going'. Instead, we both ended up with an entire delicious lunch each.
That, in turn, made us decide we were fortified enough to keep going for the foreseeable future. We hiked more trails and climbed more hills, and then took the small but regular passenger ferry across to Whitianga for a walk of the beach, a tour of the town, some light provisioning, and then some dinner before making our way back home.



Walking around the Flaxmill Bay and Lonely Bay side of the peninsula via the Shakespeare Cliff Lookout Trail



And the scenic route across to the Whitianga side of the Peninsula where we could catch a passengery ferry to the town itself provided some great views and access to the site of a onetime Maori Pa (hilltop fortificaton)

Over on Whitianga side of the river we ambled along the beach, and strolled through the small town to find an early dinner
Our Indian meal at Blue Ginger was amazing*.
Oh, you noticed the asterisk, did you? Well that's because the food there is really quite good. It is very, very good. I enjoyed it a great deal. However – we (I) had one little issue.
This came when our server asked me how spicy I would like my selection to be. I answered as I usually do: "As hot as you can make it. Really hot. SUPER hot. If you can make it even hotter than that, do it."
Our server looked at me in disbelief, "Indian Hot?"
"No", I said. Our server looked relieved at the expected response.
"Hotter than that." To make sure my point landed, I looked him hard in the eye so that he could see I was not kidding around.
Then, as extra insurance, because I still wasn't confident he was taking me seriously, I pulled out my friend Geoffrey's trick, spoken slowly and deliberately: "You tell the chef that I think he doesn't know how to make hot food."
When our food arrived, mine seemed initially to be not very spicy at all. Perhaps there will be a delayed effect. You get that sometimes when a bite will tiptoe past your tongue so that it can take your throat in a sneak attack.
Nope. Nothing. What the hell? Maryanne's dish, which she ordered as 'medium', was way spicier than mine.
When our server next passed by, I queried him about this. He had several responses. His first was that he thought I must have been kidding.
Maryanne and I have been married for a while now, so we can do that thing where we can communicate whole essays in quick glances. I shot her one that said, "Hey, Maryanne, apart from my naturally funny-looking face, was there anything in my demeanor or timbre when I ordered that would indicate I wasn't being serious?"
"No, Darling, but then not everybody knows you as well as I do. It's possible that he has previously had to field complaints from other patrons who have ordered their food spicy when they don't actually like it to be too hot. Also, I forgot to get avocados at the store."
"Not now, Maryanne..."
Seeing that I did not seem to be on the verge of a little chuckle, our server tried to pivot to concerns that I didn't really understand what I was asking of the kitchen. 'Indian Hot' is really very hot.
I am aware. That's why I ordered it that way
He then explained that most Kiwis don't like their food that spicy. He then started to move into the economics of operating a restaurant that sells food nobody will eat.
First of all, thanks for confusing me for a Kiwi. That means a lot. I wasn't even trying to have a go at the accent. Secondly, this guy (uses thumbs to gesture at self) would totally buy super-hot food AND get even more to take home with a big smile on his flaming red face. If I ever have a chance to return, I'm digging out the Phaal Curry Monster shirt I got at the Brick Lane Curry House in New York. Maybe they'll get it then.
Anyway, apart from that, the food was really very good. {Maryanne:In hindsight, Kyle's problem was that he ordered a dish that is prepared 24 hours in advance - so when you order it, you get however it was made, there IS no changing the spicyness after the fact}.
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