We arrived at the pass right at maximum flood, against the building wind. Worried that would make for rough seas and large crab angles, we started both engines as a precaution. We didn't end up needing them after all. With both sail and engines, even against a two-knot current, we had a quick transit of what turned out to be a smooth, wide pass.
Once we were clear, we turned downwind, shut off the engines and started a fast downwind sail to Vanuatu.
The next five hundred miles was relatively uneventful. Once out of the lee of Fiji, we had thick clouds, more wind than we needed, and an uncomfortable beam sea that was being pushed northward by a distant storm near New Zealand. Conditions weren't stressful, but they weren't exactly enjoyable either. The twenty-four-hour earthquake and the occasional dousing by an errant wave put us squarely in the annoying region for most of the way.
About a hundred miles from Vanuatu's main island of Efate, the wind reduced slightly and the waves shifted well astern. We surfed smoothly down long swells.
Ahhh, that's what I'm talkin' about…
It's nice to be at sea, where it's just us and the wind and the waves. Life gets reduced to its most elemental… Nevermind. Land ho. We're here.
We rounded the corner into Mele Bay and headed for the even smaller Port Vila Bay, way at the back, across water that had been flattened by Efate. We tried to hail Customs several times on the radio, to no avail, then headed to the quarantine anchorage to wait.
Having just arrived in Vanuatu, we were in the designated quarantine anchorage at Port Vila and having no luck getting anyone official on the radio. Eventually, Maryanne was able to get a message through to Yachting World Marina, who told her to call them on the radio to sort things out.
After a bit of back and forth, we were finally informed that Customs was on the way to Yachting World. We were to come in by dinghy for clearance.
That wasn't really the answer we were hoping to hear. We had variously heard that Customs may come out to us in their boat, may clear us in at the marina, or may want us to pick them up with our dinghy. Yachting World is a long way (for a row boat) from the quarantine anchorage, so we were hoping they would be able to come to us. Oh, well. we put on the electric outboard (still slow, but easier); we told them we were on the way, but it would be a while before we got there.
At the marina, the Customs officer was in the last stages of clearing a boat out for New Caledonia. Once he was done, he turned his attention to us. After completing everything, he informed us that he and the newly-arrived Biosecurity officer would now need a ride to Begonia.
Groan. Really?
Yup, really.
I showed them to the dinghy, which they both clearly did not like. I think they were expecting one of those high-speed, center-console mega-yacht tenders. After I explained that, with the motor mounted, the only way to ride and keep the boat in trim was for two of us to sit on the gunwales, which are not particularly comfortable for sitting, more snorts of derision ensued. Hey, I'll have you know this little dinghy is the most seaworthy vessel tied to the pontoon, even with three of us aboard.
Then things got worse. As I twisted the tiller on the electric motor to twice our usual setting, the Pudgy did not rise out of the water on its secret hydrofoil and start rocketing toward Begonia at twenty knots. This angered the two men.
The Biosecurity guy yelled at me, "Go faster!"
He then grabbed my tiller hand and twisted in lots more power. There's no point doing that on a displacement vessel. All you will get is 3% more speed and a much bigger wake. When I returned the power to its original setting, which was still double, mind you, he shot me a very angry look.
They asked which boat was mine. I pointed out the most obvious one at the near edge of the quarantine anchorage and explained that ours was the little catamaran two vessels behind it.
"What!!" They shouted, "You bring your boat to mooring! You come to mooring!"
Yachting world Marina manages several swing moorings right across the channel from their dock. We had a reservation for one of these moorings, starting tomorrow, since we were supposed to stay in the quarantine anchorage until receiving our clearance.
"Do you want me to stop?"
"No! We go to your boat, then come back to mooring on your boat!"
I tried calmly explaining to them that I didn't think that would save them any time on their return leg, since I would have to contact the marina, change my reservation, if they even had something available (when we left, the mooring field was full), start Begonia, raise the anchor with no one at the helm to help, and then go pick up a mooring with no one at the helm to help. They ignored me and kept gesturing in the direction of the marina and yelling, "We finish, then go to mooring!!"
This ought to be fun.
At about the halfway mark, as I was trying my best to keep the mood light by making jokes about definitely getting them home for dark, etc., the Biosecurity guy decided he'd had enough, grabbed the tiller again and cranked in some more power, which made more noise, but didn't speed us up. Again, I reduced power and explained that the battery wouldn't last long enough to get us to the boat if he did that again. You don't want to row, do you? More angry stares…
As we entered the quarantine anchorage, we came near Ilo 1, who had just anchored right in front of Begonia. They had been trying for hours to get a hold of someone on the radio for their inbound clearance from New Caledonia to no avail. We had been in the marina office for several of their radio calls, which were always just after the perpetually busy manager had just stepped out.
Customs and Biosecurity seemed irritated about this new boat that had arrived without contacting them. They asked me about it. I said that I had heard multiple calls from them, but no responses. Would you like to pop by and talk to them?
"No! We go to your boat, then go to mooring!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, we go talk to them."
Whew! Ilo 1 has a more typical dinghy with a gasoline outboard, although both were currently stowed. My hope, and I hoped the official's hope, was that they could clear in Begonia, proceed to Ilo 1, clear them in, and then get a ride back to the marina on the bigger dinghy. Then I could collect Maryanne at my leisure for a last quiet night at anchor, before going to our reserved mooring the next day.
Our appearance in the water below Ilo 1's gunwales was a surprise for them. They seemed to have given up on getting hold of anyone today and were settling in for a quiet morning when they were told to drop their dinghy and come to Begonia to pick up the officers.
Problem solved.
At Begonia, the two officials dove one into each hull and started poking around. I followed behind, offering to assist or direct them to what they were looking for, which were generally met with arm waves to ‘go away'.
We generally keep ourselves pretty familiar with entry requirements for places we visit. We knew there were some things they wouldn't allow outright, but that we should be allowed to keep most of our produce, on the provision that we eat it aboard and never let it leave the vessel. These guys weren't having any of it. They took everything that looked like a vegetable and scooped it into bags by the armload. All the fresh, and generally exempted, produce that we had lugged with much effort to the boat in Denerau was now gone. They told us that if we wanted to eat, we could buy food in the market. My theory is that they were still fuming over the too-slow dinghy ride and were trying to punish me.
When they returned to the cockpit to fill out the rest of the paperwork, they saw the owner of Ilo 1 in his dinghy. He fastidiously donned a pair of sailing gloves, mounted a pair of oars and started rowing our way. The big dinghy was not made for rowing by small, backup oars, and the guy seemed to be struggling to move at all, even though Begonia was directly downwind.
Looks of incredulity came over the official's faces and they got more irritated and impatient at whatever I was doing. They thrust my completed papers at me and insisted I take them in the Pudgy to Ilo 1, then, after Ilo 1 was cleared in, I would collect them to come back and, "We go to mooring!! We go to mooring!!"
We passed the other dinghy at about the halfway mark, negating the need for him to have even made the trip. He is generally a pretty grumpy guy and he was not having one of his best days at the moment, so he threw a scowl to all three of us.
I dropped off the officials, and then returned to Begonia to wait with my giant bag of produce/trash for the signal that they were ready for pickup. Oh, I do not want to be doing this…
While the officials were down below on Ilo 1, the lone crewmember, who seems much nicer, generally, than the captain, wrestled the big gasoline outboard onto the stern of their dinghy. When I received a cryptic wave from the Biosecurity guy, I took the Pudgy over to see what he wanted.
His mood seemed no better. He thrust his arms in the direction of Begonia and the marina, "We go to your boat, then we go to mooring!! We go to mooring!"
"What if I don't want to?" I asked, gesturing to the big dinghy with the outboard.
"Fine!! Get your trash and bring it here!! You can stay."
Finally! The owner of Ilo 1 didn't seem to appreciate the idea and shot me a scowl, but I had already had my twenty minutes in Heaven with these two dudes. Your turn, buddy!
As they left Ilo 1 in their dinghy, either because it was too wet and choppy or because the dinghy couldn't plane with four aboard, they made a very slow getaway for the marina. A smirk may have briefly flashed across my face. So far, I seem to remember liking Vanuatu a lot more last time.
Now all I had to do was return to the marina in my own time in the lightly-loaded Pudgy to collect Maryanne. It took me exactly twice as long as the other guys, but I'm sure I was having a much better time of it. Maryanne had busied herself with a few important errands, not the least of which was to get local currency, the Vanuatu Vatu.
A few bits of officialdom (not all of them were grumpy), and we were officially cleared into the country and could hoist the courtesy flag
Apart from replacing our produce, we didn't need much in the way of provisions, food or fuel, so our plan was to spend most of our time in Port Vila exploring.
I'm kidding. If you ever need someone who can create jobs where none exist, Maryanne is your woman.
This one wasn't her fault. Our CO2 cylinder was starting to run low. Maryanne chased several unsuccessful leads to try to get it filled before we left Fiji. Initial investigation said we would probably not be able to find anywhere in to do it in Vanuatu. Maryanne did some more digging and found a guy at the local brewery, Tusker, who said he might be able to fill the bottle, but he would need to see it first to be sure. We got it to him just before the brewery closed for the day. Now Maryanne had a potentially multi-day goal to pursue. Then she realized some of the stores here might have stuff we couldn't find in Fiji, and the whole thing snowballed. Our last stop was to the Customs and Immigration offices to pay our fees, now that we had some Vatu. The (different) officers in each couldn't have been more friendly. Kevin, the head Immigration guy, greeted us warmly with a big smile, a few jokes, and friendly slaps on the shoulder.
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